Contractions & Contradictions
The streets are paved with crushed cans
Try not to skid on the split palm oil
Trip over and fall in the ditch the contradict
Stubbing out a roll up with your vegan docs
Straws are the weapons used in the false accusations
We should flush all of them
The council doesn’t provide recycling bins
Shifting responsibilities looped back onto us through propagated guilt
Sigh of disbelief when you get to the big Sainsbury’s and you forgot the bag for life
Have you seen the size of his carbon footprint?
You know what that means
He must be a massive dick
Eating avocado toast whilst yelling that the earth is dying and it’s all your fault
Obviously uploaded via an iPhone 8+ or whatever came next I can’t keep track
Not like they keep track on us
What liquidation are you more scared of?
The ice caps are melting the bubonic plague is coming out on license
Vaccines make children autistic
We should just burn down
London again I think I’m turning into a vampire
There’s glitter in my blood it penetrated into my veins after festival season
Massacred fields and abandoned tents
The portaloos stink or is it the cows
Hope that burger was worth the erosion of the ozone layer
But McDonald’s meat isn’t real meat is it
Do you remember when the cows used to lay down when it was going to rain?
The only thing that falls now are the trees in the Amazon rainforest Amazon has a rainforest, in the head office?
The high street is crumbling like stale biscuits but the closing down sales have them all stampeding back leaving behind a trail of destruction
Why is there always a queue outside Gucci?
Let’s go for a pint in spoons so we can sit in silence and think about where it all went wrong
We don’t need to retire in Benidorm anymore
England with a spot of sun was always the dream